these are the friends that i would die without…
Javo the Dirtay Mexican—been inseparable since last summer. and wouldn’t have it any other way. basically if i dont see him daily i will die. bahahahaha. there is not enough space anywhere on the whole internet to list the good times we have had. fasho fasho. bestay fo lyfe.
Bree Ezay—oh em gee. so i met this chick when she used to be a little emo child. awie. she was so cute. and now shes phucking beautiful. and grrrrrrrrl is my best concert buddy fa damn sho. shall i even bring up WCAR?! in BLOOMINGTON?!
“we drove 4 and 1/2 hours to get here.”
“well. we drove nine. so i know how you feel.”
[I WANTED TO BE LIKE BITCH! THIS IS YOUR JOB! WE HAD TO DRIVE 4 and 1/2 HOURS TO GET HERE BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE PLAYING IN BLOOMINGTON WAS BETTER FOR YOU THAN PLAYING IN MILWAUKEE!]
RayRen—OH EM GEE! ha ha. my favorite asain right here. i got this bitch permanently bold. bahahahahahahahaha. we wont even talk about that night. but basically since i met this chick she has completely been there for me 110% and always has my back. no matter what she will listen and never judge. and she makes the best macaroni and cheese in the whole world. we wont talk about all the hilarious ass dances we’ve done together in my car. or how much weave we have combined. <3 you boo.
Quarter of Milli—bahahahahahahahahahaha. oh em gee. UUART! most hilarious Filipino bitch ever met. she can always crack me up with a goofy face. and shes super sweet and caring and loving. the best night i have ever had with this chick was at Javo’s apartment. bacon.
“wait. shit we have to go. its been like an hour.”
“no. quart. its only been like 4 minutes.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Mistress Manders—dont even know where to begin. this bitch has changed my life. best manager. best friend. road trips to wausau. and yellow snow. [and dont act like you get it if you arent mandee or javo cause you dont. SMD!] but still no matter happens we will open our kiosk. Amanda’s Spectacular FUCK PRINCESS PETALS!
Oh. Kida—bestie bitches for life. we have the bears to prove it. lmao. since i met her like a year ago my life has been so hilarious. we are basically the same person. except that she is actually black. lmao. unlike metal ole me. but no matter what i do or say she accepts me. good times laughing our asses off on the front porch and crying our eyes out to lifetime in the living room. woot woot.
i love you all so much. thank you for everything you do to make my life amazing. i would probably be a miserable old hag without you people. <3 never forget how much you mean to me.
Travis :3
Ben Bruce.
i feel fairly confident i just died. this is for my bitch b. hogan. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
